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Aduh! I don’t know what to say, but oh my dear Lord… what is happening to the world this day? Oh me, oh my! Last night I bumped into this guy’s blog, and my gosh he cracks me up. He is a member from year 2007, and he already has like 2200 friends in his account!!! I’m a member from year 2004, and I only have 10% percent amount of his friends… how could that be possible??? He has like GAZILLION pictures of HIMSELF! And you know what? He takes pictures like girls… Kepala miring, hape di taroh di atas kepala pada posisi miring juga, jadi klo orang ngeliat fotonya juga harus ikut-ikut miring, karena composition foto yang aneh itu!!! Heran deh… gue aja yang cewek gak segitunya klo foto diri gw sendiri. Eh, dianya yang cowok malah foto-foto kayak gitu. Ampun dah! Next, dia pake foto dirinya sendiri buat background page FSnya dia!!! Foto yang dia pampangin sepertinya foto studio, complete with his unbuttoned white tshirt and wet hair… bwahahahahahahaha. Gay! And I’m guessing he edit it by himself, it was a very cheesy editing, you could see he put the picture on black background and then he erase the parts of the picture – a lot of flaw… AND he puts like poetries beside his self portrait yang aneh itu. Like, those cheesy valentine’s day poetry of lovey dovey feeling. Uuuurgh. Lanjut lagi scroll down, suddenly a pop up show up. It was like those slide’s of picures of himself *GASP! (gak puas kyknya dia dengan gallery foto yang udah terlalu penuh dengan foto dirinya sendiri….ckckckckck) There were two pop up, and 1 of them is just hilarious… so he puts his pictures and it has like this polling table on it he wrote “Menurut kamu gimana?” (okay, that was way too formal, actually dia nulis dengan gaya bahasa Indonesia yang sudah diperkosa, alias itu loh bahasa yang sok imut-imut yang terlalu berlebihan, jadi klo mo diucapin bibir juga harus ikut dilebih-lebihin… iiiihhh) Pilihan untuk jawabannya ada: imoet, jutexh (aih, gak bisa yang pake k aja, instead of XH???? Heran), and some other point too... but there is one that’s been stuck in my head which was “HOMORIST”… Oh gosh! DING DONG! Homorist??? What’s that? I suppose he wanted to say humorist, but didn’t know how to spell it. Homorist??? Aduh. Lagian pake acara nulis dengan bahasa sok imut sie, jadi gak jelas gitu kan. Jadi cowok kok gini sie… yang aneh pula, ada aja cewek yang mau jadi temennya dia and actually tries to flirt around him. WHAAAT??? Gee, ngapain sih loe cewek-cewek? Kayak gak ada cowok lain aja. Klo gw, udah liat cowok kayak gitu, gw remove langsung dari friend list gw. Gak mau gw. Jelas-jelas dia lebih suka nampang daripada gw yang cewek, dan juga temennya berjibun – gw jamin dia Cuma kenal deket ama probably 30 people in that list – while the rest is just unknown people he added randomly…pasti dianya juga gak jelas orangnya. Aduh, gak ngerti deh apa yang ada di otak mereka. And then again, after looking around his profile again, I’m not even sure if he is a guy. He has a picture where he totally looks like a girl, the way he writes – that stupid language he use, and that “humorist”… I think he is gay. Tapi di takut akan stigma warga sekitar, jadi dia kasih signal-signal itu perlahan-lahan… poor guy. Gak jelas gitu, mau jadi apa dia???

*SIGH. I feel really sorry for this kind of people.